quoting the scripture

Gary: oh my god
Gary: tell me you are there

bloftus: yeah
Gary: oh please
Gary: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

bloftus: wait, is this real?
bloftus: no…
Gary: i don’t think so

Gary: check out the “what would jesus do thong”
bloftus: “Christians know that nothing man could ever conceive on film will ever match the glorious barbecue of burning flesh that God has promised for all those who don’t worship Jesus”
Gary: “is kwaanza just another excuse for colored people to skip work?”

bloftus: lol
bloftus: that is awesome
bloftus: “those damned, unsaved Canadians in our 51st state”

Gary: “The Two Towers are merely there to show what the macabre genitalia of each Dark Lord looks like from great distances. And as anyone who has been in a men's locker room can attest, it is only the dark ones you can see from clear across the room."
bloftus: “So my friends, if a 4-year-old's parents are unsaved, it is just like that little child himself spit in Jesus' eye. It don't make a lick of difference to the Lord. You doubt me?"
Gary: “Of particular interest is the greedy little Jewish dwarf, Gimli.”

bloftus: this is too good.
Gary: the office mates don’t appreciate it much
Gary: finally.. i have found something that you had never seen.. and it was excellent