an email sent to one of my clients at Agile Software
Actually, I’ve decided that I no longer wish to do anymore work with Agile. It’s been a tough decision, but I think it’s the right one. Surprised? Yeah, me too.
I’ve decided instead to follow my dreams, and move to new york to become an exotic dancer. I know this might come as quite a shock to you Lynnea, but it’s true. Dance is my passion. So are sequins. I felt I owed it to you to be honest about the situation. So please note, effective immediately, (what’s today’s date?) I will be unable to complete any more projects for you, and will be sending out any outstanding invoices for immediate payment.
I hope you wish me well,
And someday, when i have my big breakout role, I’ll send you tickets so you can come and see the show.
I think the scary part is that she totally bought it… what does that say about me?